My Neck, My Back, My.......no thats all

Today was a beautiful day. The temperature was up, the sun was shining, the pipes are fixed, the water is back on, the water heater is fixed, even the washing machine decided to work again. Yeah! I rolled out of bed and OWW! Owwwww OWwwwww OWwwww!!!!!

I was in a wrenching, seizing, throbbing world of pain. At first I thought I was just stiff. Lets face it I wake up "stiff" one way or another every morning ;) but when I tried to move any part of my right shoulder or neck  waves up pain would course through my body. So instead of getting up and seizing the day I took a handful of ibuprofen, which will probably give me an ulcer the size of Texas, and lay in bed for the next several hours. Now I'm up and shuffling through the motion slightly numbed, but feeling like I'm wearing an invisible upper body cast lined with hot nails. I think a long hot soak in the tub is in order;

but I wouldn't turn down a deep tissue massage if there are any volunteers.